So this year I got some real goals. I decided to pick up a martial art like I always wanted to do. I think it’s going to help with being assertive and active and increasing my chance of winning future hobo fights. I may or may not start a fight club, but I still have to finish the movie Fight Club to decide. One of my biggest goals this year is to tell people the positive things I think about them more. I used to do that a lot in freshman year of college, but it went away because it got weird and people couldn’t handle it. But I have a good group of friends who seem to be ok with it so I’m gonna say them more now. And to strangers too. In short, I’ll be hitting on everybody. But what can I do? Y’all are lovely. Life is short. Why do I have to hold back the good thoughts that could potentially make someone’s day? That’s just bizarre. So yeah, 2014, I’m just gonna keep putting positive energy out there. Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
Jk. But seriously though…I’ve been going out too much. My dog daughter is having behavioral problems.
I just want a man who I can eat take-out, make out, watch 30 Rock until we pass out with. Is that too much to ask for?
Do not randomly decide something should be special. I decided my birthday this year should be special and it turned out to be a shit show. I decided this holiday season should be special, and it’s left a hole that cannot be satisfied. Probably because my family don’t love me anymore, but somehow the lack of presents and Christmas atmosphere really rubbed me the wrong way this year. It’s not like they just stopped, they stopped years ago. But it just hit me this year that this really sucks. I guess as I’m Benjamin Buttoning socially I’m also becoming more immature? Somehow, despite all my distaste for all the Christmas froufrou hooha’s, I still have a weird expectation for it to be magical. I am not sure what I want out of this holiday season. It’s ending soon and I’m craving something from it. Maybe it’s because it’s been 80 degree weather in SoCal that’s killing it for me? What am I missing that’s preventing me from being completely satisfied and happy!? Or is this completely normal for adults!?
I don’t knowwwwwwwww!!!
Take-your-grandma-to-church Day is over. This year, the priest was especially angrier than the previous ones. They should really serve the wine earlier on during the mass.